Some people would argue that the rule is to just never do this at work, but there comes a time when disobeying your body’s natural urges just cannot be swayed. Eventually, you will have to drop a deuce while at work.
Regardless of the size of said load, be kind about it, but not so kind that it backfires.
- Don’t spray enough air freshener in the stall to cover a rotting corpse.
- Don’t make excessive noise, whatever you do. That you can keep to yourself.
- If you exit the stall and someone is waiting for you, don’t make eye contact. It’s just awkward.
Trust me, your coworkers will appreciate your lack of attention brought to this potential embarrassment and you’ll come out Scott free.
